John Dump is a talking toilet with a lot to learn. As President of a great country, he unfortunately has to learn in front of the whole world. But his lessons can help us all to be better people. Or toilets. Whatever.
This site is a work of fiction. It is loosely based on real events, but should be considered satire. Do not consider this site a news source. Please!
We do hope that any real presidents who happen upon this website learn some of the lessons that our fictional president learns: Respect, Peace, Compassion.
This site was started by a mild mannered person who does not want anyone knocking at her door, please.