John Dump is a talking toilet with a lot to learn.  As President of a great country, he unfortunately has to learn in front of the whole world.  But his lessons can help us all to be better people.  Or toilets.  Whatever.

This site is a work of fiction.  It is loosely based on real events, but should be considered satire.  Do not consider this site a news source.  Please!

We do hope that any real presidents who happen upon this website learn some of the lessons that our fictional president learns:  Respect, Peace, Compassion.

This site was started by a mild mannered person who does not want anyone knocking at her door, please.